She’s one of those thirsty bitches who likes guys for what they drive. She’s gonna try to ride with him and I won’t let her. No no no.
I now know why things could never work between me and him. He never once made me feel pretty. He was the pretty one.
I don’t know where I stand with him, and I wish I did because he’s pretty groovy.
I think I’m done with him because he doesn’t seem to want to put in time. So why should I waste mine?
All of these are about different men. Pretty fucked up, huh?
He wasn’t good enough for her.
Michelle K., Commitment (via masturbationdestination)
Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”
Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
Greg Behrendt (via realizes)
when in reality they look like this:
and i’m just sitting there like:
i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.